Developer Jokes Worthy Of A Christmas Cracker

With the Christmas season here and the countdown to our Xmas Comedy Night this year we've collected up our favourite developer orientated jokes worthy of any budget Christmas cracker.

A web designer walks into a bar, but immediately leaves in disgust upon noticing the tables layout.

- Josh

"knock knock"
"who's there"
...five minute pause...
"Java"

- Dylan

"knock knock"
"race condition"
"who's there?"

- Chris C

How is a hotdog like a tpl.php file? They're both pre-processed.

- Josh

A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Slides into a bar. Stumbles into a bar. Looks at a bar.

- Dylan

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”.

- Paul J